Latest tweets by Mike "Timex" McDonald (Page 5)

RT @DougPolkPoker: Feeling generous today, giving a 5% freeroll on my 5k WSOP buyin for following me + retweeting this. Updates on snapchat…

@BUCKWILD33 putting a bounty on him is most likely profitable for him

@saynizzyy no. Which is why I'm personally not ready for these events

@BFGderek that is why I made this tweet

Same goes for 1500 stud & 2500 mixed draw but I find it even more unlikely winners in those fields are in Vegas not planning to play (3/2)

I'm sure this gets 400 hilarious responses from people who lose at live $1/2 NL but maybe there's a serious reply or two (2/2)

I'm going to regret this but here goes: if you know anyone I'd stake who for some reason needs staking for 10k stud8 or 10k 2-7td lmk (1/2)

RT @KingOfContacts: Just met @SHAQ They said no cell phone photography. I thought he didn't see me recording until I watched this video. ht…

@jvfricke @zima421 he's also quite old af

@jvfricke @zima421 he's also old af

Anyone sweating the 10k o/8 live? Looking to get some updates

@TheOriginal917 @JasonMercier only if they choose to pay him

If caught in a funeral procession that you can't safely exit for a few miles- do you turn your hazard lights on too? Asking for a friend

@srouji519 @olivierbusquet @catehall this works wonders. Nothing tops a recent tournament victory as far as building "friendships" in poker

@catehall 2 is also extremely optional

RT @davepell: I’ll spend 45 minutes doing something online to avoid a 5 minute phone call with customer service.

Looking to bet @JasonMercier to win today at +390 (4.9) or to lose at -360(1.278)

RT @catehall: I thought @Urbanovich_Dima was supposed to be good at all the games https://t.co/90YxhNcqb9

This has been a lovely day of gambling

@abarber1 missed this- sorry about that

No one wants to bet against Mercier I guess :(. Anyone want him at +150?

@samuelhwd @ConnorDrinan @JasonMercier there's this great website called google

@ConnorDrinan @JasonMercier https://t.co/IiDeTNguTe

@FU_15 if we disagree on basic issues like if gays can raise children I shouldn't expect agreement on complex ones like what is/isn't a city

@FU_15 no it isn't

RT @JasonMercier: Maybe I should refund all the ppl that bet on @JCAlvarado1 vs @olivierbusquet They were probably either drunk or didnt kn…

Mercier's opponents have over 2.1x as many chips as him in the 10k razz. I'll bet him to win at +175

Photogenic and athletic. #tbt To winning the 2013 Pub Golf Championships #waterloo @ Huether Hotel https://t.co/zlzWLd8zYx

Aggressively anti-sweating @jasonmercier #poker @ Bauer Lofts Building Waterloo https://t.co/21H1fRiYlq

@RemkoMedia @pierre_neuville @gpi @PokerNews what if I want to lay 1.2-1 that he does make it? Can you send bets my way?

@WSOPTD could you follow for a DM?

RT @adamyid: Please cover the entirety of your stack with your hands, get super offended when I ask to see it, then give me a 1.7 second vi…

RT @CurtKohlberg: Once a Ninja always a Ninja! https://t.co/sme0ZhWBSM

RT @RealKidPoker: Haven't met a single person who doesn't prefer this 40 second shot clock with time extensions in #SHRBowl. It's just bett…

@dwpoker Fedor raises QJs EP, Hellmuth 3bets 62o in CO and takes it down

Wow! @phil_hellmuth GOAT

RT @CrownUpGuy: Your former spelling bee champ ladies and gentlemen https://t.co/sK01cdgHw5

@Joeingram1 delete

@Luisfelipe1623 shhh. I have my methods https://t.co/Vc5bqmtWAS

Usually the first Sunday after SCOOP is the most boring gambling Sunday of the year. Not this year #SHRBowl

@EmpireMaker2 @cuntycakes123 I'll lay 1.03-1 Timofey against anyone

@DominikNitsche Looks like I won't be trying to wear an @888poker patch for WSOP ME this summer https://t.co/g8AIBRYPdL

@RemkoMedia I always use that excuse too

RT @haralabob: I lost 230k You failed. https://t.co/B59hDVUrIo

@steveodwyer @realcharder30 In but only if someone finds a format to do this quickly. These things always take hours

@Joeingram1 @DrJaclynnMoskow https://t.co/WaaAK49LX5

RT @AnthraxJones: are we headed for the first Stanley Cup Final ever where one logo has actually physically eaten the other logo https://t.…

RT @Martinberkhan: Vacations. You come back soft and weak because you drank and ate like shit, ok? Not because the hotel gym was bad.

RT @NOTNBATonight: The 96' Bulls right now. https://t.co/CV3YkLsX9r

@SamAbernathyy did she happen to mention the date and seat number of her fllight home? Asking for a friend