Latest tweets by Mike "Timex" McDonald (Page 3)

RT @realcharder30: @MikeMcDonald89 can't believe this is real. From 2007. https://t.co/iFxklRQfMC

@fakelogic @CrownUpGuy and these days most people would consider my comment an insult to him

RT @fakelogic: .@MikeMcDonald89 knows what he's talking about. @CrownUpGuy Hendon Pre-DM: ~$600K, Post-DM: ~$18MM. @BankOfTimex https://t.c…

Regged 2 hrs ago- defended blind 4 times: Gutter flush draw becomes flush Pair flush draw becomes flush Pair flush draw wins Set > straight

@kittykuopoker no one

Open bars need a two-tier system

@djwhitegold @TonyDunstWPT @sdaviespoker I doubt it

. @2pacnrw16 https://t.co/KVab3722FL

Fun fact: if the first EPT 10k had as many entries as this one- 2nd place would pay more than 1st in this one

Payouts aren't announced but assuming the EPT HR sheet is accurate- 55/100 remaining players will be ITM- re-entries need 23rd to profit

@Jabracada @petgaming @PokerStarsEPT agreed. I'm going to sit it out and save my money to latereg the 1k+1k bounty turbo

ITM. Just 3 more pay jumps until I win my buyin back

@MikeMcDonald89 #Biwinning https://t.co/NDqBhvNt9l

Its feels good to be back in Barcelona for season 13 of the #EPT! Just late registered level 4, bubble commencing shortly

Say what you want about the Spanish being bad gamblers but my taxi made it to his destination safely AND comfortably https://t.co/x4HZVGypk4

RT @DougPolkPoker: Apparently EPT's are now 20% payouts. Not bad, but let's be real, what we were really hoping for was making them knocko…

#StartedFromTheBottomNowWeHere https://t.co/f2Ib0UWxva

RT @catehall: Poker translator: "He's good": he's worse than me "He's very very good": he's as good as me "He's world-class": he might be b…

@pratyushbuddiga literally yesterday my mom told me if I don't find a girl in 2 years she is going to help me ????

@pratyushbuddiga if chinese, x-country skiing if Scandinavian. I've played vball since '01 and only started caring when Canada got good 2016

@pratyushbuddiga I like Curling/short track speed skating which are subpar sports, you'd like badminton, gymnastics and weightlifting (2/3)

@pratyushbuddiga this is an overly serious answer to a lighthearted comment but the Olympics just mix nationalism/relevant sports(1/3)

Maybe swimming strategy has changed or its selective memory on my part but if not this is such a lame way of making races seem more intense

In swimming does "WR split" just take (WR * the % of race finished)? Each race people start ahead of WR pace and don't break the record

Above the clouds @ Norquay Summit https://t.co/i6ZnG5gHkd

Holy shit today was fun #viaferrata #mtnorquay @ Mt. Norquay Banff https://t.co/xcSdRbbXnH

@petemall same is a stretch. It's more similar to driving through a green light without concern for the car at the red light hitting you

@petemall both are suboptimal but in practice pretty safe. I imagine I've not looked at the gender of the adjacent washroom 100s of times

@DanSmithHolla @missoraclepoker I'm on a roll with instructions today. Just entered a female washroom since adjacent washrooms were both F

@JeffRossiter @missoraclepoker agreed. If multiple choice it's easy but in practice you're bad at following directions if you get it 1st try

@missoraclepoker tried P-Rogers1234 and P_Rogers1234 twice each and then realized 2 min later

@missoraclepoker ya Rogers1234 . Just wanted to make sure I wasn't alone in thinking my airbnb had awful instructions

@RealKidPoker https://t.co/8IWRQSbe1V

What is the password to network ROGERS203? https://t.co/g9kB33yYBk

What is the password to network Rogers203? https://t.co/sqQfMSQNDl

@heyitscheet I was gambling for similar stakes while playing pokemon go in parks at 1am #RaiseIt

@kittykuopoker @RunGoodRussell @cuntycakes123 so he gets banged for looking for Pikachu. What happens if he looks for Raichu?

I thought this was going to be a boring night. Next thing you know I'm scouring the neighborhood in my pyjamas https://t.co/hbqRPEDYTp

RT @SciencePorn: (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln We just foiled your plan.

@Nolez7 @DarryllFish @Joeingram1 @CrownUpGuy I'll pass. The most interesting things about Joe's bet are small stakes/less simple alternative

@Nolez7 @DarryllFish @Joeingram1 @CrownUpGuy this bet seems way too easy for high stakes

@DarryllFish @Nolez7 @Joeingram1 @CrownUpGuy much fairer to book this bet for 2019 than 2016

@JamieKerstetter @shaundeeb @JasonMercier he actually knows at least 667 women

Busto. Gl to all my friends still in

RT @ConnorDrinan: Jynxed myself ran KK into AA last hand of night on K489Ar runout but lost the min and still bagged 30k. #thanksforflatti…

RT @JohnCTing: @MikeMcDonald89 The old men's comparison seems legit #PaulNewman #MikeMcDonald https://t.co/XDHyEvzK7w

@MarioSilvestri3 @shaundeeb "correct"

My table is sharing stories from pre World War 2 and saying I look identical to Paul Newman. An ageist person might call this table soft

@rhutch11 ya- I'm pretty reasonable in my expectations

Playing day 1 of the main event today. One of my favorite days and certainly my favorite day 1 of the year