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Sleep or Internet choose wisely

RT @TheGodLight: Remember, when someone behaves badly, it is because they suffer inside, that suffering overflows, they lack inner-light.

@jeremyausmus sorry man

@allinmag yup cheating online def creates a bigger bankroll and increased longevity - good for him yay

bitch betta have my money

drunk at 4:20 on a Wednesday the dream has been realized

if napoleon dynamite is on u just fucking watch it no questions asked

dumb glasses https://t.co/FEseJnKmYc

kitteh is inebriated https://t.co/xhQ9vEeGMq

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probably for the best I'm out of the main-- Haven't spent enough quality time at Sapphire lately

the #grind never ceases

it hurts a lot but was a great summer -- busting the main just suckkksss -- slowly hitting me. Ouchie

@CodyShedd @KiKaMo88 u guys both won $10! I hope the pain of my bust out is worth the joy u both will feel spending your Madsen dollars ????

The correct answer was "0" -- busteddd ??????????

Ok third round last chance to make some money for $10 what's my exact chip count on the last break of the night

hint for next time, the lowest denomination chips are 25s

RT @pisani_nick: @JeffMadsenobv 92,420

RT @BobbySchmidtIII: @JeffMadsenobv 0

RT @KiKaMo88: @JeffMadsenobv 0

RT @JBCajun: @JeffMadsenobv 0

I'll go to the judges RT @olegsmith: @JeffMadsenobv was I close enough to earn 60? #gottotry

Looks like @jflo505 was closest - only 300 off ! Great showing - no money this time, but you've won a bag of kittens. It'll be on ur porch??

times up -- the correct stack size was 25,350

ok round two, for $100 guess my exact main event chip count on dinner break, one guess per person or DQ'ed -- goooo --->

Fellow gaucho! Very karmic RT @MillerHiiiLife: @JeffMadsenobv Damn. I'll take the good luck, and lend a week of it to you, UCSB brother.

Also shoutout to the people who guessed my chips as "0" and also those who guessed numbers that aren't a multiple of 5.. #toughtowin

Also shoutout to the people who guess my chips as "0" and also those who guessed numbers that aren't a multiple of 5.. #toughtowin

@MillerHiiiLife was the closest, no money this time but u win an honorable mention and 7 years of good luck. More pointless contests soon -

times up the correct exact response was 18,125 --

side note if u cheat and physically see me at the table and count my chips that's not cool bro

for no apparent reason ima give $100 to anyone who can guess my current exact chip count on break in the main event. One guess per person ??

Vegas is flooding

water is falling from the sky it's a miracle

busted 3rd for 130k - thanks for the rail everyone love yall

3 handed for the bracelet against these two -- ?????? need a double upp https://t.co/wzeAkl5mvG

3 handed

Oh shit down to 7 in this 10k Dealer's Choice -- we've been moved to the Thunderdome - Raiiiil… https://t.co/oJGPwJw6D4

yo @JohnnyBaxPoker i got yo $20 from @kittykuopoker http://t.co/Fe73SW8e24

yess https://t.co/v4N5C7ltdp

wooooo are u fucking kidding me Kevin takes it downnnn! What a summer !!

kevv heads up for a bracelet

meet at Bassnectar I'll be standing there sober

EDC

real talk who can produce the album I want to produce

insane rap session right now

my kitteh is transforming into a slightly larger kitteh u visitors better hurry up and buy a ticket to this kitteh show before it too late

busted the seniors event hopping in the 10k stud8

the valet guy 100% farted in my car right before handing it back to me #notcool

Here supporting a great cause for CP in this charity event at Planet Hollywood good times