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sleeping isnt an actual thing, everyone's just time traveling instantaneously 8 hours ahead followed by abrupt memory loss of the experience

Piccioli: 7\nNiko: 9\nSpinella: 14+\nFloes: undefined \n\nRT @DarryllFish: @JeffMadsenobv 1-10 how far gone dyou think our friends are right now

burning man is craaazy. like seriously you guys shouldn't light people on fire

i fucking hate losing

just correctly called with 7-high on the river woop woop #humblebrags

i am not drunk -- these are wild and unfounded allegations

this is bullshit the NSA told me all my tweets would be private

who the fuck gave u the right to read this

mew

the dog days are over ;; only cat days from here on out

9am - tea and scrumpets\n\n11am - clarinet lessons \n\n2pm - go into beast mode for a few \n\n4pm - jazzercise

can someone teach me how to go beast mode, i'm trying to incorporate it into my daily routine

who wants this shirt show of hands ???????????? http://t.co/2D4xBjyELE

RT @theTimidator: @JeffMadsenobv I guess if I was at your table I'd make you nervous

basically anything having to do with banks

skateboarding down concrete banks makes me nervous ????

elizabeth banks makes me nervous ????????

banksy makes me nervous

banksy makes me nervous ??

banks make me nervous ????????????

RT @TuckonSports: @JeffMadsenobv dude, that's the only reason I follow

think about this for a second, the fact u can even think is proof of some extremely high power, wtf is happening

do you even get what's happening, like this shit is happening right now, life is happening right now, what are you guys afraid of

wow i lost like 20 followers cause of some dick and balls, like honestly if ur afraid of some cock and dick and balls just fucking unfollow

RT @Chitownbeotch: ?? Boom! $80 #LoddenThinks ship. @e_tay @MadMarvin @JeffMadsenobv suck it

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I'm due for a ridiculous rant but fuck, life is good I play so many tournaments I guess it's a blessing I care so much about each one ??????

@msalsberg @oerockets GFyouboth

these crickets talk a big game but they don't do shit, honestly go fight a spider and earn your right to hop around and squeak all night

?? can't be held responsible ?? she was touching her face ?? i won't be held responsible ?? she fell in love in the first place ??

u guys can chill in September all u want I'm gonna hang back in August for another couple hours ok coo

finished day 1b of WPT #legends with 33,900 looks like @hkawastaken won the $50 freeroll CONGRAATS duuude #lifechangingmoney #philanthropy

water is the leading cause of hydration in our world today, let's fight this cruel epidemic

@RadioAmanda @star1043 I'm awake

@msalsberg Don't worry i just 4-bet jammed 8's into AQ to lose it all back

@msalsberg 8888

RT @msalsberg: Gfy @JeffMadsenobv.

Haha - guess again - I have to finish the day or it's a wash -- RT @UFOUNDBOBO: @JeffMadsenobv I love u and all but it will be zero.

bustoo WPT Legends of Poker , back at it tomorrow for 1b -- freeroll - for $50 what will my ending chip count ... http://t.co/2Sx3k39DWc

missing someone

RT @Zen_Moments: The days you are most uncomfortable are the days you learn the most about yourself. ~ Mary Louise Bean

gratitude, honesty, patience